Saint Patrick’s Day Irish Jokes 2023, Limericks, Riddles, One-Liners, Short clean Irish Stories

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="MsoNormal"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> Saint Patrick’s Day Irish Jokes 2023, Limericks, Riddles, One-Liners, Short clean Irish Stories</h2> <div> If you are looking for <b><a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/" target="_blank">St Patrick's day Jokes</a></b> or, <b><a href="http://www.st-patricks-day.net/2016/03/st-patricks-day-jokes-irish-funny-clean-stories.html" target="_blank">Irish Jokes on St Patrick's day</a></b>, then you are at the correct place. Here, in this post, you can easily find out the <b>Saint Patrick's day Jokes with Limericks, Riddles, One-Liners, and Short Irish stories</b>. These all will surely be entertained you on this <b>St Paddy's day</b>. 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So find below all your Irish Jokes waiting for you eagerly- </div> <center> <script async="" src="//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script> <!--200X90 (Default-Blue)--> <ins class="adsbygoogle" data-ad-client="ca-pub-1489920330760021" data-ad-slot="5068242796" style="display: inline-block; height: 90px; width: 200px;"></ins></center> <div> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>You can't miss:</b> <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/st-patricks-day-math-worksheets-coloring-pages-printables-kindergarten.html" target="_blank">St. Patrick's Day Coloring Pages, Worksheets, Printables for Kindergarten - Math Worksheets for Kids</a></li> </ul> </div> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> IRISH JOKES AND STORIES FOR PADDY’S DAY</h2> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening functions of the mid year Olympics however would have liked to have the capacity to talk their way in at the entryway. Security was tight, be that as it may, and each of their endeavors was met with a stern refusal. While meandering around outside the stadium, the Englishman happened upon development site, which gave him a thought. Getting a length of framework, he introduced himself at the door and said, <b>"Johnson, the shaft vault,"</b> and was admitted.The Scotsman, catching this, went without a moment's delay to seek the site. When he thought of a sledge hammer, he introduced himself at the entryway and said, <b>"McTavish, the mallet."</b> He was additionally conceded. The Irishman searched the site for 60 minutes and was almost prepared to surrender when he detected his ticket in. Grabbing a move of spiked metal, he introduced himself at the entryway and reported, <b>"O'Sullivan, fencing."</b></blockquote> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>Read Also:</b> <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/st-patricks-day-quotes-kids-funny-quotations-pictures-quotalog-shirts-toasts-to-share.html" target="_blank">St. Patrick’s Day Quotes for Kids, Funny Quotations Pictures, Quotalog Shirts, Toasts to share on March 17 Irish Holiday</a></li> </ul> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman albeit as of now in the powers chose they'd join the S.A.S. After being required a meeting the enrolling sergeant disclosed that keeping in mind the end goal to be acknowledged into the extraordinary air administrations they should concur without a second thought to do any request whatever it might be, no inquiries get it done. All concurred no issue anything by any means. Right say's the sarge to the Englishman here's a weapon go into the room adjacent and shoot the primary individual you see. Off he goes 2 mins later he's back <b>"sarge i can't do it, it's my wife for chris'sakes"</b> No great to us get out. Next in goes athlete 2 mins later pull out puts weapon on table <b>" i cannae do it, it's my small hen i willnae shoot my wife"</b> Sarge say's awful to us get out. Sarge gives the weapon to the Irishman and sends him into the room the following thing <b>"Blast Bang"</b> trailed by yelling and shouting, then quiet. Next thing out comes the Irishman hair all hurled, face draining waving the firearm frantically about. "Some ##### nitwit stacked that ##### weapon with spaces, I needed to break her ##### neck</blockquote> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> A FEW LITTLE IRISH JOKES on this ST PATRICK's DAY 2023</h2> <div id="google-ads-1"> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> /* Replace ca-pub-XXX with your AdSense Publisher ID */ google_ad_client = "ca-pub-1489920330760021"; /* Replace YYY with the AdSense Ad Slot ID */ google_ad_slot = "5613946395"; /* Replace ZZZ with the custom height of your Ad Unit */ google_ad_height = 300; ad = document.getElementById('google-ads-1'); if (ad.getBoundingClientRect().width) { google_ad_width = ad.getBoundingClientRect().width; } else { google_ad_width = ad.offsetWidth; // for old IE } /* The width of an Ad unit should be between 120-1200 pixels */ if (google_ad_width>1200) { google_ad_width = 1200; } else if (google_ad_width<120) { google_ad_width = 120; } /* The height of an Ad unit should be between 50-1200 pixels */ if (google_ad_height>1200) { google_ad_height = 1200; } else if (google_ad_height<50) { google_ad_height = 50; } /* Both height or width cannot be more than 300 pixels */ if ((google_ad_width>300) && (google_ad_height>300)) { google_ad_height = 300; } document.write ( '<ins class="adsbygoogle" style="display:inline-block;width:' + google_ad_width + 'px;height:' + google_ad_height + 'px" data-ad-client="' + google_ad_client + '" data-ad-slot="' + google_ad_slot + '"></ins>' ); (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); </script> <script async="" src="//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script> <br /> <div> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> A Texan rancher comes to Ireland and meets a Kerry farmer. The Texan says, “Takes me a whole goddam day to drive from one side of my ranch to the other.”<br /> The Kerry farmer says, <b>“Ah sure, I know, sir. We have tractors like that over here too.”</b></blockquote> <div> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>Don't miss:</b> <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/happy-st-patricks-day-clip-art-crafts-printables-coloring-pages-cards-worksheets-activities-kids.html" target="_blank">2023 St Patricks Day Crafts, Worksheets, Printables Coloring Pages Cards, Clip art, Word Search Activities</a></li> </ul> </div> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> A Spanish singer chatting on television used the word <b>‘manana’</b>. When asked what that meant, he said it means <i>“maybe the job will be done to-morrow, maybe the next day, maybe the day after that, next week, next month or next year. Who cares?”</i> An Irishman in the conversation, Shay Brennan, was then asked if there’s an Irish equivalent. <b>“No. In Ireland we don’t have a word to describe that level of urgency”</b></blockquote> <div> <br /></div> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, <b>“Have You seen Mulligan lately, Pat?”</b>Pat said, <i>“Well, I have and I haven’t.”</i>His friend asked, <u>“well what d’ye mean by that?”</u>Pat said, <b>“It’s like this, y’see</b>…I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan, and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one another…it was neither of us.”</blockquote> <div> Exclusive! <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/kiss-me-im-irish-st-patricks-day-pictures-images-hd-photos.html" target="_blank">Kiss Me, I'm Irish St. Patrick’s Day Pictures, Images, HD Wallpaper</a> available here.</div> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading.<br /> After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked, <b>“Have I got all you say there?”</b><br /> The agent said, Certainly ye have…Why do you ask?<br /> Murphy replied, cancel the sale, the place sounds grand to me</blockquote> <div> <br /></div> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> O’Connell was staggering home with a small Paddy in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. <b>“Please, God,” he implored, “let it be blood!”</b></blockquote> <div> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>Don't miss:</b> <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/happy-st-patricks-day-clip-art-crafts-printables-coloring-pages-cards-worksheets-activities-kids.html" target="_blank">2023 St Patricks Day Crafts, Worksheets, Printables Coloring Pages Cards, Clip art, Word Search Activities</a></li> </ul> </div> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> There was a Scotsman an Englishman and an Irishman all sitting on a tea – break on a building site the Englishman pipe’s up if my wife put’s Cheese on my sandwich’s again I Am going to kill myself and the Scotsman say’s if my wife put’s Egg on my sandwich’s again I will kill myself and the Irishman say’s if I find Gammon on my sandwich’s again I will kill myself so sure enough the next day all three open up there lunch boxes and find the sandwich’s are all full of Cheese ,Egg and Gammon once again so they all go off to different part’s of the site and kill themselves later in the week all three men are being buried and the englishman’s wife say’s if he didn’t want cheese on his sandwich’s he should have told me and this wouldn’t have happened then the Scotsman’s wife come’s away with the same statement concerning the Egg sandwich’s then the Irishman’s wife pipe’s up I can’t understand this, Paddy make’s his own sandwich’s.</blockquote> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> St Patrick’s Day DRINKING JOKES</h2> <div> An Irishman walks into a pub and orders dozens of martinis, removing the olives, placing them in a jar, and drinking the martinis. When the jar is filled with olives and all the martinis drank, he starts to leave. The bartender stops him and asks, <i>“Excuse me but, what was that all about?”</i></div> <div> The Irishman replies, <b>“My wife sent me out for a jar of olives.”</b></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> Pat and Murphy out fishing and the boat motor dies.</div> <div> After two days and drifting miles from the coast, they find a bottle in the water. Pat rubs the bottle and a genie poofs out.</div> <div> <b>“I will grant you one wish,”</b> says the genie.</div> <div> Without a thought, Pat says, <b>“I wish to turn the sea into Guinness.”</b></div> <div> The genie says, <i>“Your wish is my command,”</i> and the sea turns into Guinness.</div> <div> Murphy yells at Pat, <b>“You fool! Now, we’ll have to pee in the boat!”</b></div> <div> <br /> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li>If you want to Check <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/happy-st-patricks-day-quotes-sayings-blessing.html" target="_blank">Happy St. Patrick’s Day Quotes, Irish Blessings and Sayings</a>, then you can find that on the link.</li> </ul> </div> <div> Flaherty comes home drunk every evening, upsetting his wife.</div> <div> One night, she dresses as a red devil and hides in the cemetery to scare him when he walks by.</div> <div> Flaherty walks by drunk and his wife jumps up yelling, <b>“Flaherty, if you don’t give up your drinking, you will go to Hell.”</b></div> <div> Flaherty staggers back and demands, <b>“Who the hell are you?”</b></div> <div> She replies, <b>“I’m the devil, you old fool!”</b></div> <div> Flaherty responds, <u>“Damn glad to meet you, sir, I’m married to your sister.”</u></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> Sister Margaret enters O’Flynn’s liquor store and orders a bottle of Irish whiskey.</div> <div> O’Flynn frowns and asks, <b>“You’re a nun, why would you want a bottle of Irish whiskey?”</b></div> <div> Sister Margaret says, <i>“It’s for Father Reilly. He’s got constipation.”</i></div> <div> O’Flynn nods and puts a bottle into a bag.</div> <div> Later that night, O’Flynn passes an alley and finds Sister Margaret drunk, the empty bottle at her side. O’Flynn yells, “You said it was for Father Reilly’s constipation!”</div> <div> Sister Margaret responds, <u>“It is. When he sees me, he’s gonna sh*t it!”</u></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> Pat and Mike have been drinking buddies for years.</div> <div> One day, after having a few beers, Mike says to Pat, <i>“We have been friends for years and, if I should die before you, would you do me a favor? I want you to get the best bottle of Irish whiskey and pour it over my grave.”</i></div> <div> Pat replies, <b>“I would be glad to do that for you, old friend, but would you mind if I passed it through my bladder first?”</b></div> <div> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>Check also:</b> <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/st-patricks-day-games-activities-printable-group-history-coloring-pages-online.html" target="_blank">St Patricks Day Games, Activities, Printable, Group, History, Coloring Pages Online</a></li> </ul> </div> <div> She follows her husband to the pub and takes a sip of his Guinness and asks him, “How can you come here and drink this awful stuff?”</div> <div> He cries out with a pained look on his face, <b>“And you always said I was out enjoying myself!”</b></div> <div> An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They get out of their cars and walk to the side of the road.</div> <div> <br /></div> <div> The Rabbi says, <b>“Oy vey! What a wreck!”</b></div> <div> The Irish priest pulls out a bottle of whiskey and says, <u>“Here, drink some of this. It will calm your nerves.”</u></div> <div> The Rabbi drinks the whiskey and asks, “What are we going to tell the police?”</div> <div> The Irish priest replies, <u>“I don’t know what you’re going to tell them but, I’ll tell them that I wasn’t the one drinking!”</u></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> Pat is a drunk. A priest met him one day and tells Pat that, if he continues drinking like this, he will slowly get smaller and smaller until he turns into a mouse.</div> <div> This frightens Pat. He goes home that night, and asks his wife, <b>“If you notice me getting smaller and smaller, will you kill the damn cat?”</b></div> <div> <div> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>Check also:</b> <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/st-patricks-day-paddy-irishman-jokes-funny-stories.html" target="_blank">St. Patrick’s Day Paddy Irishman Jokes - Funny Irish Puns, Clean Stories on Saint Patrick Day 2023</a></li> </ul> </div> </div> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Finnegan arrives at Mrs. O’Malley’s door and says, “I’ve something to tell you.”<br /> “Where’s my husband?”<br /> “There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery.”<br /> “Oh God, no!”<br /> “I’m sorry, Seamus is dead and gone.”<br /> Mrs. O’Malley collapses into a chair and cries.<br /> “How did it happen?”<br /> “He fell into a vat of Guineas and drowned.”<br /> “Oh my dear Jesus! Did he at least go quickly?”<br /> “Well, no. He got out three times to pee.”</blockquote> <div> <br /></div> <div> Mulvaney goes to Switzerland to climb the Matterhorn. He hires a guide and they’re caught in a snow slide.</div> <div> Three hours later, a St. Bernard reaches them with a barrel of brandy under his chin.</div> <div> “Hooray!” shouts the guide. “Here comes man’s best friend!”</div> <div> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>Also check: </b><a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/saint-patricks-day-activities-st-padds-party-ideas-kids-adult-friends.html" target="_blank">Saint Patrick Day Games, Activities for St Paddy's: Party Game Ideas for Kids, Adults, Friends, Preschoolers</a></li> </ul> </div> <div> Pat had been celebrating St Patrick’s Day at his local pub all day.</div> <div> The bartender says, “No more drinking for you tonight, Pat.”</div> <div> Pat replies, “Okay, I’ll be on my way then.”</div> <div> Pat climbs off his stool and falls on his face. He pulls himself up by the stool.</div> <div> He takes a step towards the door and falls on his face again.</div> <div> He thinks that if he can get to the door and breathe some fresh air, he’ll be fine. He crawls to the door and sticks his head out to take a deep breath of fresh air, which makes him feel better. He takes one step onto the sidewalk and falls on his face yet again. He thinks he must be really drunk.</div> <div> <br /></div> <div> Pat can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and inside. He crawls upstairs to his bedroom door. He takes one step into the room and falls on his face again. He climbs into bed and falls asleep.</div> <div> The next morning, his wife brings him a cup of coffee and says, “Get up Pat. Did you have a lot to drink last night?”</div> <div> Pat says, “I did. I was drunk. How did you know?”</div> <div> ‘The bartender called and said “You left your wheelchair at the pub.”‘</div> <div> A bar is empty except for two patrons. One of them staggers over to the other and says, “How’s it going? Where you from?”</div> <div> The other guy says “Ireland.”</div> <div> The first drunk says “That’s cool! I’m from Ireland too! Let’s have a round for Ireland!” They both drink merrily.</div> <div> Then the first guy says “So where in Ireland are you from?”</div> <div> “Dublin.”</div> <div> “Dublin? Awesome! I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another round for Dublin!” Once again, they both drink merrily.</div> <div> Then the first guy asks, “So where did you go to school?”</div> <div> “St. Mary’s, class of ’62” answers the other guy.</div> <div> “Incredible! I graduated in ’62 from St. Mary’s, too! Let’s have a round for St. Mary’s!” Once again, they suck down another round.</div> <div> Just then, one of the bar regulars walks in and sits at the bar. He asks the bartender, “So what’s going on today?”</div> <div> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>Don't miss:</b> <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-pictures.com/2016/03/st-patricks-day-quotes-wishes-blessings-friends-gf-bf.html" target="_blank">2023 St Patrick’s Day Quotes, Wishes, Blessings for Friends, Girlfriend, Boyfriend</a></li> </ul> </div> <div> <b>The bartender answers, “Nothing… The O’Malley twins are drunk again.”</b></div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwd_hnXMJEUnYxoNxww5dMwlzU8BP3vAuovmHolNcSl4gdD_5JwcCYyPutANGgvP7Z3vY_eM6HlwDaAiYCdMUaDSzbCUPSLi_6ZtLc9FaEkuzcKsbRJMTQ3a5xbHUAhrEM1DYLvsfstT1X/s1600/st-patricks-day-irish-jokes-limericks-riddles-one-liners-short-clean-stories-questions-answers-image-3.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwd_hnXMJEUnYxoNxww5dMwlzU8BP3vAuovmHolNcSl4gdD_5JwcCYyPutANGgvP7Z3vY_eM6HlwDaAiYCdMUaDSzbCUPSLi_6ZtLc9FaEkuzcKsbRJMTQ3a5xbHUAhrEM1DYLvsfstT1X/s1600/st-patricks-day-irish-jokes-limericks-riddles-one-liners-short-clean-stories-questions-answers-image-3.png" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="MsoNormal"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> Happy St. Patrick’s Day 2023: Irish Blessings sayings on St Patrick's Day for Friends, Children, Kids, Funny Sayings, Phrases, Proverbs, Poems, Pot of Gold, T-shirts - St Patrick's day Blessing upon you, Toasts to share</h2> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> Who is St Patrick?</h3> <b><a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/" target="_blank">St Patrick's Day 2023</a> –</b> <b>Saint Patrick</b> is the benefactor holy person and national messenger of Ireland. St Patrick is attributed with conveying Christianity to Ireland. A large portion of what is thought about him originates from his two works; the Confession, a profound collection of memoirs, and his Epistola, a criticism of British abuse of Irish Christians. Holy person Patrick depicted himself as a <b>"Most humble-minded man, pouring forward a persistent paean of gratitude to his Maker for having picked him as the instrument whereby hoards who had loved icons and unclean things had turned into the general population of God."</b><br /> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>You can't miss:</b> <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/st-patricks-day-math-worksheets-coloring-pages-printables-kindergarten.html" target="_blank">St. Patrick's Day Coloring Pages, Worksheets, Printables for Kindergarten - Math Worksheets for Kids</a></li> </ul> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtAm1MKEce7Xru-sJ0h3UTrvPYWXJ-arxFPpNtdG_ms81rruB_CQOjIyTCYLz_Souj3SZvjZCg9tRdS80VH6f6TVnhMjC72gwKCbHanz-fS4pz-XO1I7Ghvxz2-FJUN3YBbS2MxAP_2beM/s1600/205.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="389" data-original-width="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtAm1MKEce7Xru-sJ0h3UTrvPYWXJ-arxFPpNtdG_ms81rruB_CQOjIyTCYLz_Souj3SZvjZCg9tRdS80VH6f6TVnhMjC72gwKCbHanz-fS4pz-XO1I7Ghvxz2-FJUN3YBbS2MxAP_2beM/s1600/205.gif" /></a></div> <div> <br /></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLfen_Oib5JqImaYEVkHGyu4s4tNmanyhPOV4HfLw1TWFLhys2p6-2j_6T-yKfc45nhzI1uu1qje7rukNFh8gssVZ15L0HW_GiyvMYajCg4PAx6UNMfa684BbTbaY_ZDnr-YstS8wJUDZ6/s1600/st-patricks-day-sayings-wishes-phrases-irish-holiday-image-3.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLfen_Oib5JqImaYEVkHGyu4s4tNmanyhPOV4HfLw1TWFLhys2p6-2j_6T-yKfc45nhzI1uu1qje7rukNFh8gssVZ15L0HW_GiyvMYajCg4PAx6UNMfa684BbTbaY_ZDnr-YstS8wJUDZ6/s1600/st-patricks-day-sayings-wishes-phrases-irish-holiday-image-3.JPG" /></a></div> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">St. Patrick’s Day Parades 2023</span></h2> <div> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /> <ul style="font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"> <li><b>Read Also:</b> <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/st-patricks-day-quotes-kids-funny-quotations-pictures-quotalog-shirts-toasts-to-share.html" target="_blank">St. Patrick’s Day Quotes for Kids, Funny Quotations Pictures, Quotalog Shirts, Toasts to share on March 17 Irish Holiday</a></li> <center> <script async="" src="//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script> <!--200X90 (Default-Blue)--> <ins class="adsbygoogle" data-ad-client="ca-pub-1489920330760021" data-ad-slot="5068242796" style="display: inline-block; height: 90px; width: 200px;"></ins> <script> (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); </script></center> <br /> </span></ul> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"> </span></div> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Arrangements are going all out during the current year's Parades and Festivals over the globe. As the vitality of spring lights nature, so too does the pending fun of <u>St Patrick’s Weekend 2023</u>. Skim around to get a vibe of what's occurring for <b>St Patrick's Day 2023</b> in your locale, furthermore <b>"over the water"</b>.</span><br /> <br /> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><b>Don't Miss:</b> </span><a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/kiss-me-im-irish-st-patricks-day-pictures-images-hd-photos.html" target="_blank">Kiss Me, I'm Irish St. Patrick’s Day Pictures, Images, HD Wallpaper</a></li> </ul> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkva_woyfceazmoSHfgASFBsnfU6tRnAKqDPlIo6GYFxRUH8vKqoqA1McifEUcF_ltZugN8aK_Cbk8wYpMOUCWOtGl5jVN6u1jX2Z4qW8A6AaQoJ7po8CFFl85N1JG2x-ToYUFMrl6nFY5/s1600/253.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="600" 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/></a></div> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> Irish Blessings and saying on St. Patrick's Day</h2> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIXHoC3c3atTvxlT0KwL_-pss2_KmgYZgD4UHPNZwheNM8r6Jeo8yHrOQjLogvXboBW5EJVMNVBWUAYRj8TiRFg4pZc0d9ymfr5VHHzErmSAxGAho_68EnotVPONqs9UDFFXoXUP4C6tce/s1600/st-patricks-day-sayings-wishes-phrases-irish-holiday-image-6.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIXHoC3c3atTvxlT0KwL_-pss2_KmgYZgD4UHPNZwheNM8r6Jeo8yHrOQjLogvXboBW5EJVMNVBWUAYRj8TiRFg4pZc0d9ymfr5VHHzErmSAxGAho_68EnotVPONqs9UDFFXoXUP4C6tce/s1600/st-patricks-day-sayings-wishes-phrases-irish-holiday-image-6.JPG" /></a></div> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Irish Blessings & Sayings</span></h3> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">As you slide down the banister of life,</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May the splinters never point in the wrong direction!</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May luck be our companion</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May friends stand by our side</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May history remind us all</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Of Ireland's faith and pride.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May God bless us with happiness</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May love and faith abide.</span><br /> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>Don't miss:</b> <a 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serif;">There's a dear little plant that grows in our isle,</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">'Twas St. Patrick himself, sure, that sets it;</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">And the sun of his labor with pleasure did smile,</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">And with dew from his eye often wet it.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">It grows through the bog, through the brake, through the moreland,</span><br /> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">And they call it the dear little Shamrock of Ireland.</span><br /> <h4 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><b>Irish Blessings and Sayings</b></span></h4> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May you always have</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Walls for the winds,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">A roof for the rain,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Tea beside the fire,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Laughter to cheer you,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Those you love near you,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">And all your heart might desire!</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May you be in</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Heaven a half hour before the</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Devil knows you're dead!</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">When Irish eyes are smiling,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Tis like a morn in spring.</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">With a lilt of Irish laughter</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">You can hear the angels sing</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">When Irish hearts are happy</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">All the world is bright and gay</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">When Irish eyes are smiling</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Sure, they steal your heart away.</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May your blessings outnumber</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">The shamrocks that grow,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">And may trouble avoid you</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Wherever you go.</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">There are many good reasons for drinking,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">One has just entered my head.</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">If a man doesn't drink when he's living,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">How in the hell can he drink when he's dead?</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May the best day of your past</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Be the worst day of your future.</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">I'm looking over a four leaf clover</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">That I overlooked before</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">One leaf is sunshine, the second is rain,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Third is the roses that grow in the lane.</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">No need explaining the one remaining</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Is somebody I adore.</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">I'm looking over a four leaf clover</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">That I overlooked before.</span></blockquote> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/happy-st-patricks-day-quotes-sayings-blessing.html" style="font-family: "Times New Roman";" target="_blank">Happy St. Patrick’s Day Quotes, Irish Blessings and Sayings</a></span> </div> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May you live to be a hundred years</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">With one extra year to repent.</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May those who love us, love us</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">And those who don't love us,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May God turn their hearts</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">And if he can't turn their hearts,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May he turn their ankles</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">So we will know them by their limping!</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May your neighbors respect you,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Troubles neglect you,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">The angels protect you,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">And Heaven accept you.</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May you have:</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">A world of wishes at your command</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">God and his angels close at hand</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Friends and family their love impart,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">And Irish blessings in you heart.</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May God grant you many years to live,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">For sure he must be knowing</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">The earth has angels all to few</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">And Heaven is overflowing.</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">These things I warmly wish to you-</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Someone to love</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Some work to do</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">A bit o' sun</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">A bit o' cheer</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">And a guardian angel always near.</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Here's to a long life and a merry one</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">A quick death and an easy one</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">A pretty girl and an honest one</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">A cold beer and another one!</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"></span> <br /> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>Check also:</b> <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/st-patricks-day-games-activities-printable-group-history-coloring-pages-online.html" target="_blank">St Patricks Day Games, Activities, Printable, Group, History, Coloring Pages Online</a></li> </ul> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May good luck pursue you each morning and night,</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">O Ireland isn't it grand you look</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">like a bride in her rich adornin?</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">And with all the pent up love of my heart</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">I bid you the top o' the mornin!</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May the lilt of lush laughter lighten ever road,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May the midst of Irish magic shorten every road.</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">May you taste the sweetest pleasures</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">that fortune ever bestowed,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">And may all your friends remember</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">all the favors you are owed.</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Go mbeannai Dia duit</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">(May God Bless You)</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">For each petal on the shamrock</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">This brings a wish your way-</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Good health, good luck, and happiness</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">For today and every day.</span></blockquote> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Dance as if no one were watching,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">Sing as if no one were listening,</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">And live every day as if it were your last.</span></blockquote> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; line-height: 107%;"></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>Check also:</b> <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/st-patricks-day-paddy-irishman-jokes-funny-stories.html" target="_blank">St. Patrick’s Day Paddy Irishman Jokes - Funny Irish Puns, Clean Stories on Saint Patrick Day 2023</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <h4 style="text-align: left;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">St. Patrick’s Day Blessings</span></h4> <div> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;"></span><br /> <ul style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: medium;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;"> <li><b>Must Check:</b> <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/saint-patricks-day-irish-jokes-riddles-oneliners-limericks-short-stories.html" target="_blank">Saint Patrick’s Day Irish Jokes 2023, Limericks, Riddles, One-Liners, Short clean Irish Stories</a></li> </span></ul> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;"> </span></div> </div> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="background: white; mso-cellspacing: 0in; mso-padding-alt: 3.0pt 3.0pt 3.0pt 3.0pt; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184; width: 199px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">May the blessing of the rain be on you—<br />the soft sweet rain.<br />May it fall upon your spirit<br />so that all the little flowers may spring up,<br />and shed their sweetness on the air.<br />May the blessing of the great rains be on you,<br />may they beat upon your spirit<br />and wash it fair and clean,<br />and leave there many a shining pool<br />where the blue of heaven shines,<br />and sometimes a star.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><br /> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">May the good earth be soft under you<br />when you rest upon it,<br />and may it rest easy over you when,<br />at the last, you lay out under it,<br />And may it rest so lightly over you<br />that your soul may be out<br />from under it quickly,<br />and up, and off,<br />And be on its way to God.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><br /> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Dear Lord,<br />Give me a few friends<br />who will love me for what I am,<br />and keep ever burning<br />before my vagrant steps<br />the kindly light of hope...<br />And though I come not within sight<br />of the castle of my dreams,<br />teach me to be thankful for life,<br />and for time's olden memories<br />that are good and sweet.<br />And may the evening's twilight<br />find me gentle still.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><br /> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">May your day be touched<br />by a bit of Irish luck,<br />brightened by a song in your heart,<br />and warmed by the smiles<br />of the people you love.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><br /> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">May the light of heaven shine on your grave.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><br /> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Bless those minding cattle,<br />And those minding sheep,<br />And those fishing the sea<br />While the rest of us sleep.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><br /> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">If God sends you down a stony path,<br />may he give you strong shoes.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><br /> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">May the rains sweep gentle across your fields,<br />May the sun warm the land,<br />May every good seed you have planted bear fruit,<br />And late summer find you standing in fields of plenty.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><br /> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">May the frost never afflict your spuds.<br />May the leaves of your cabbage always be free from worms.<br />May the crows never pick your haystack.<br />If you inherit a donkey, may she be in foal.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><br /> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">May there always be work for your hands to do.<br />May your purse always hold a coin or two.<br />May the sun always shine on your windowpane.<br />May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain.<br />May the hand of a friend always be near you.<br />May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><br /> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Wherever you go and whatever you do,<br />May the luck of the Irish be there with you.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><br /> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Wishing you always...<br />Walls for the wind,<br />A roof for the rain<br />And tea beside the fire.<br />Laughter to cheer you,<br />Those you love near you,<br />And all that your heart may desire<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><br /> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">May neighbors respect you,<br />Trouble neglect you,<br />The angels protect you,<br />And heaven accept you.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><br /> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">May the light of heaven shine on your grave.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><br /> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">May the smile of God light you to glory.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span><br /> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 3pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt;">God bless the corners of this house,<br />And be the lintel blest,<br />And bless the hearth and bless the board,<br />And bless each place of rest,<br />And bless each door that opens wide<br />To stranger as to kin,<br />And bless each crystal window pane<br />That lets the starlight in,<br />And bless the rooftree overhead<br />And every sturdy wall.<br />The peace of man, the peace of God,<br />The peace of love on all.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqkMQuHT4PvbFLqNetaDJO7s9Ee4btd1w0cVE5fW7OHvS5NHH8sTCQZ1s695UJMAUnX9zm9RzatwkoAd-MfMCTdqv9dySihfBx7auV6vlm4nQ5NtI6UuVKvdA6WRqKTCIDY3padhytIRg9/s1600/st-patricks-day-sayings-wishes-phrases-irish-holiday-image-2.JPG" 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<br /> In Heaven there is no beer that’s why we drink it here!<br /> <br /> May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.<br /> <br /> “St. Patrick -- one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.” -- Charles M. Madigan<br /> <br /> May the luck of the Irish be with you!<br /> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>Don't miss:</b> <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-pictures.com/2016/03/st-patricks-day-quotes-wishes-blessings-friends-gf-bf.html" target="_blank">2023 St Patrick’s Day Quotes, Wishes, Blessings for Friends, Girlfriend, Boyfriend</a></li> </ul> You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your father was.<br /> <br /> Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip.<br /> <br />The drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.<br /> <br /> May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.<br /> <br /> An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.<br /> <br /> May you live to be 100 years, with one extra year to repent.<br /> <br /> Better good manners than good looks.<br /> <br /> Lose an hour in the morning and you’ll be looking for it all day.</div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbC-evj2m2yCU1oJZgbeGrzeGxlq7TJSPQSPLHgdgRVWjXQefU8uYDmURxfx3AS1sNpa4S2iDk97m5xczwXtAVdV9OvUa8peWgvImMKBMt9J2H7YjwWNxjBpzP9cP9jhNyOLPRNAD5c3Ij/s1600/st-patricks-day-sayings-wishes-phrases-irish-holiday-image-1.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbC-evj2m2yCU1oJZgbeGrzeGxlq7TJSPQSPLHgdgRVWjXQefU8uYDmURxfx3AS1sNpa4S2iDk97m5xczwXtAVdV9OvUa8peWgvImMKBMt9J2H7YjwWNxjBpzP9cP9jhNyOLPRNAD5c3Ij/s1600/st-patricks-day-sayings-wishes-phrases-irish-holiday-image-1.JPG" /></a></div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7Cm0dFEAexnNk8pnqecF3AjImbBBARU26-qgm4o4I2792nZqCcvUm8VC5Enzj668FI38cBlCdgoqT0haPx7xmZGFNBP93DiTglAD77kqat_yiqj2aoQ8jhQss3_TEiDMz3OjyPROgiygh/s1600/st-patricks-day-sayings-wishes-phrases-irish-holiday-image-7.JPG" /></a></div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicvUpOt2BxYxeJOE7yTuqTBoXPE_I_MCVxuxeXHhOpZI77sS9YVBJd6N_uXD21vhCxQrEnnzOLsSVttHNhYxTnUGTnWJQghqRG2vyetg9m-7txEhJRM2C2uYlQCl1ULT5jHDMZGKBXPvY_/s1600/st-patricks-day-sayings-wishes-phrases-irish-holiday-image-8.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="405" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicvUpOt2BxYxeJOE7yTuqTBoXPE_I_MCVxuxeXHhOpZI77sS9YVBJd6N_uXD21vhCxQrEnnzOLsSVttHNhYxTnUGTnWJQghqRG2vyetg9m-7txEhJRM2C2uYlQCl1ULT5jHDMZGKBXPvY_/s640/st-patricks-day-sayings-wishes-phrases-irish-holiday-image-8.JPG" width="640" /></a></div> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> St. Patrick’s Day Blessings:</h3> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> May the Good Lord take a liking to you... but not too soon!<br /> May God bless and keep in good health your enemies’ enemies.<br /> May your blessings out number<br /> The shamrocks that grow,<br /> And may trouble avoid you<br /> Wherever you go.<br /> May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,<br /> May good luck pursue you each morning and night.<br /> May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks.<br /> May your heart be as light as a song.<br /> May each day bring you bright, happy hours.<br /> That stay with you all the year long.<br /> May your glass be ever full.<br /> May the roof over your head be always strong.<br /> And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.<br /> May luck be our companion.<br /> May friends stand by our side.<br /> May history remind us all.<br /> Of Ireland’s faith and pride.<br /> May God bless us with happiness.<br /> May love and faith abide.<br /> May the Irish hills caress you.<br /> May her lakes and rivers bless you.<br /> May the luck of the Irish enfold you.<br /> May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.</blockquote> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxS7GOX2ktn43qRiRjiaqnnVa1eonuVNXE_cHs-GAniJs054ytoK474UcNB408pwK6zf3AdBIHxso7ZXMSvyRPaEUkekdN32qFbUJjefLYv_xtQbFA4yx66JvB9hc5pr-eYmVw8l0Z-dp-/s1600/st-patricks-day-sayings-wishes-phrases-irish-holiday-image-9.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxS7GOX2ktn43qRiRjiaqnnVa1eonuVNXE_cHs-GAniJs054ytoK474UcNB408pwK6zf3AdBIHxso7ZXMSvyRPaEUkekdN32qFbUJjefLYv_xtQbFA4yx66JvB9hc5pr-eYmVw8l0Z-dp-/s1600/st-patricks-day-sayings-wishes-phrases-irish-holiday-image-9.JPG" /></a></div> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> St. Patrick's Day Toasts</h3> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">Here’s to a long life and a merry one.<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">A quick death and an easy one<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">A pretty girl and an honest one<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">A cold beer – and another one!<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">When we drink, we get drunk.<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">When we get drunk, we fall asleep.<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>Also check: </b><a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/saint-patricks-day-activities-st-padds-party-ideas-kids-adult-friends.html" target="_blank">Saint Patrick Day Games, Activities for St Paddy's: Party Game Ideas for Kids, Adults, Friends, Preschoolers</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">May your home always be too small to hold your friends.<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">Here's to me, and here's to you.<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">And here's to love and laughter.<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;"> I'll be true as long as you.<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">And not one moment after.<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">When money's tight and hard to get,<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">and your horse is also ran,<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">When all you have is a heap of debt,<o:p></o:p></span></div> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">a pint of plain is your only man.<o:p></o:p></span><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBmGTGaAuYlrVFpsksA5HIKum4ZfPkyjpMP6W9iwvEgCTD-NOTmKY8oloSp4Ks9618QJh4vTC5MocWNyojWQr2f0zWTSm4ZrM6qpKIfBDVpmgFB24SCFd6CpdCVO_iREsuO-sCsTnCu1YB/s1600/st-patricks-day-sayings-wishes-phrases-irish-holiday-image-10.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBmGTGaAuYlrVFpsksA5HIKum4ZfPkyjpMP6W9iwvEgCTD-NOTmKY8oloSp4Ks9618QJh4vTC5MocWNyojWQr2f0zWTSm4ZrM6qpKIfBDVpmgFB24SCFd6CpdCVO_iREsuO-sCsTnCu1YB/s1600/st-patricks-day-sayings-wishes-phrases-irish-holiday-image-10.JPG" /></a></div> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif; line-height: 17.12px;">More Irish Blessings and saying on Saint Patrick's Day</span></h3> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">God is good but never dance in a small boat.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">May you live as long as you want,<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">And never want as long as you live.<o:p></o:p></span><br /> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;"><br /></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.st-patricks-day.net/2016/03/st-patricks-day-images-pictures-cover-photos-hd-wallpaper-clipart-gif-free-download.html" target="_blank">St. Patrick’s Day Images, Photos, HD Wallpapers 2020</a></b><br /> <br /></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">If you're enough lucky to be Irish...<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">You're lucky enough! My wild Irish rose<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">The sweetest flower that grows<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">You may search everywhere<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">But none can compare to my wild Irish rose<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">My wild Irish rose<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">The sweetest flower that grows<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">Someday for my sake, she may let me take<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">Abloom from my wild Irish rose<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">'Tis better to buy a small bouquet<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">And give to your friend this very day,<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">Than a bushel of roses white and red<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 17.12px;">To lay on his coffin after he's dead.</span></div> </div> </div> </div>

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<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="MsoNormal"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> St. Patrick’s Day 2023 Paddy Irishman Jokes -Funny Clean Stories on Saint Patrick Day</h2> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> St Patrick’s Day Jokes</h3> The dates of Patrick's life cannot be fixed with certainty but, on a widespread interpretation, he was active as a missionary in Ireland during the second half of the fifth century. He is generally credited with being the first bishop of Armagh, Primate of Ireland.<br /> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>Don't miss:</b> <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-pictures.com/2016/03/st-patricks-day-quotes-wishes-blessings-friends-gf-bf.html" target="_blank">2023 St Patrick’s Day Quotes, Wishes, Blessings for Friends, Girlfriend, Boyfriend</a></li> <center> <script async="" src="//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script> <!--200X90 (Default-Blue)--> <ins class="adsbygoogle" data-ad-client="ca-pub-1489920330760021" data-ad-slot="5068242796" style="display: inline-block; height: 90px; width: 200px;"></ins></center> </ul> <b>Given below are some St Patrick Irish Quotes and Irish Jokes as follows:</b></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO0EXnLHzTCPItM6yrr8xgBv9IhTyVTNYVLEGXBo0TKHjnFY2-R3soGkBWREoXSuAATHoC81glYvK4WVAWNzjZVG_3qsQge4v3l_GNeAPXQz84dGxhMPmmDk_psGlFJdHTDv245W_LH6Cr/s1600/st-patricks-day-quotes-kids-shirts-funny-quotations-quotalog-toasts-to-share-irish-holiday-image-2.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; 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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); </script> <script async="" src="//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script> <br /> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;">An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities’ brains were for sale for transplant purposes. An Irishman’s or a Scotsman’s brain could be bought for €500 but an Englishman’s brain cost €10,000. That proves,’ said The Englishman, ‘<u>that Englishmen are much cleverer than Irishmen or Scotsmen.</u>’</span><br /> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>Also check: </b><a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/saint-patricks-day-activities-st-padds-party-ideas-kids-adult-friends.html" target="_blank">Saint Patrick Day Games, Activities for St Paddy's: Party Game Ideas for Kids, Adults, Friends, Preschoolers</a></li> </ul> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"></span> <span style="font-family: "times new roman" , serif;"><b>‘No it doesn’t,’ said The Irishman, ‘it just means that an Englishman’s brain has never been used.’</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-g1EIRJ4Keb0KIaQ9o-iYeXYDPwIWvGnuvDGMdAV8r1sMb4y_FgGo_YiETEoUI7IPpZdkMtgUTooCYuTLKBohCB17urkn91J7YvNYZFPLKwZbHUOYZoigLQtlAw7iNPIAnFaAnI7xYzGp/s1600/st-patricks-day-quotes-pictures-kids-shirts-funny-quotations-quotalog-toasts-to-share-irish-holiday-image-11.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-g1EIRJ4Keb0KIaQ9o-iYeXYDPwIWvGnuvDGMdAV8r1sMb4y_FgGo_YiETEoUI7IPpZdkMtgUTooCYuTLKBohCB17urkn91J7YvNYZFPLKwZbHUOYZoigLQtlAw7iNPIAnFaAnI7xYzGp/s1600/st-patricks-day-quotes-pictures-kids-shirts-funny-quotations-quotalog-toasts-to-share-irish-holiday-image-11.JPG" /></a></div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7gjiyQNP2Nz8EFX-0cZAavDZmCoP7P026xLt_czeWu2cRhLXUU6Mu8Fw6c9AsH06ujiCli9a2oLY-2B4c-TFBR-XyN1pwp9ZQn0_tfKqdy0vgkS841mBOkcAOWJR15R-yZ41fvtpz1MoS/s1600/st-patricks-day-quotes-pictures-kids-shirts-funny-quotations-quotalog-toasts-to-share-irish-holiday-image-12.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7gjiyQNP2Nz8EFX-0cZAavDZmCoP7P026xLt_czeWu2cRhLXUU6Mu8Fw6c9AsH06ujiCli9a2oLY-2B4c-TFBR-XyN1pwp9ZQn0_tfKqdy0vgkS841mBOkcAOWJR15R-yZ41fvtpz1MoS/s1600/st-patricks-day-quotes-pictures-kids-shirts-funny-quotations-quotalog-toasts-to-share-irish-holiday-image-12.JPG" /></a></div> <br /> <br /> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li>A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman although already in the forces decided they’d join the S.A.S. Upon being called for an interview the recruiting sergeant explained that in order to be accepted into the special air services they must agree without hesitation to carry out any order whatever it may be, no questions just do it. All agreed no problem anything at all. Right say’s the serge to the Englishman here’s a gun go into the room next door and shoot the first person you see. Off he goes 2 mins later he’s back “serge I can’t do it, it’s my wife for Chris ‘sakes” No good to us get out. Next in goes 2 mins later back out puts gun on table” i cannot do it, it’s my wee hen i will not shoot my wife” Sarge say’s no good to us get out. Sarge gives the gun to the Irishman and sends him into the room the next thing “Bang Bang” followed by shouting and screaming, then silence .Next thing out comes the Irishman hair all tossed, face bleeding waving the gun madly about. “Some ##### idiot loaded that ##### gun with blanks, I had to break her ##### neck”</li> </ul> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1yllh-s3e6tJ7R5nmZv3UFNDv5VezM5yB9ipZU2ma9lP7W0VdaUWmgLPvy0EHP_ez6iB0Onq2YxKwWZc2pmFpRzssf8zc8PG-FAA3hU0WpkD17e5yl6spm0M9OyVuicsvpIMv5cABYXFZ/s1600/st-patricks-day-quotes-pictures-kids-shirts-funny-quotations-quotalog-toasts-to-share-irish-holiday-image-14.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1yllh-s3e6tJ7R5nmZv3UFNDv5VezM5yB9ipZU2ma9lP7W0VdaUWmgLPvy0EHP_ez6iB0Onq2YxKwWZc2pmFpRzssf8zc8PG-FAA3hU0WpkD17e5yl6spm0M9OyVuicsvpIMv5cABYXFZ/s1600/st-patricks-day-quotes-pictures-kids-shirts-funny-quotations-quotalog-toasts-to-share-irish-holiday-image-14.JPG" /></a></div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQYe1fhrhQ35w2RkgmouTRD1QWHSjUpyxqwWn1S29aWXH7E7nC963VSnjv8pEgFrIdeaZUbUxvdRVo_5Et0B24lBMaXUCWvbIZULv9FuiJeDrcd8dZ-YI13w1WfQaS0aqoldMx1y4G5UqC/s1600/st-patricks-day-quotes-pictures-kids-shirts-funny-quotations-quotalog-toasts-to-share-irish-holiday-image-15.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQYe1fhrhQ35w2RkgmouTRD1QWHSjUpyxqwWn1S29aWXH7E7nC963VSnjv8pEgFrIdeaZUbUxvdRVo_5Et0B24lBMaXUCWvbIZULv9FuiJeDrcd8dZ-YI13w1WfQaS0aqoldMx1y4G5UqC/s1600/st-patricks-day-quotes-pictures-kids-shirts-funny-quotations-quotalog-toasts-to-share-irish-holiday-image-15.JPG" /></a></div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr5ZEH0xjxUAav03Bm5nR0_yAgk6WSvobSdDPAIg3asbbNUiP_njnLvvujODB3skz2JeJAHyWEgR4gQnED6uBgXhuN2nYlfmKPh3LjQP7R0cVHI3RbYvyd4vcl3O5TM35xq0R-2QfhW4Ya/s1600/st-patricks-day-quotes-pictures-kids-shirts-funny-quotations-quotalog-toasts-to-share-irish-holiday-image-17.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr5ZEH0xjxUAav03Bm5nR0_yAgk6WSvobSdDPAIg3asbbNUiP_njnLvvujODB3skz2JeJAHyWEgR4gQnED6uBgXhuN2nYlfmKPh3LjQP7R0cVHI3RbYvyd4vcl3O5TM35xq0R-2QfhW4Ya/s1600/st-patricks-day-quotes-pictures-kids-shirts-funny-quotations-quotalog-toasts-to-share-irish-holiday-image-17.JPG" /></a></div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjoS6z0hrpgY5gvIXvbt7AlVM4kg25k_KK6jy-o6A0B3Up1n4aHoAtsW4rTkpu7-e8YQrbAhhoi_5vToNQls9YHPnZe0MIiVwH548xEs5vqbXtZK5T5r6_BVhh_DDE6-A-uKecoSmcL3a0/s1600/st-patricks-day-quotes-pictures-kids-shirts-funny-quotations-quotalog-toasts-to-share-irish-holiday-image-18.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjoS6z0hrpgY5gvIXvbt7AlVM4kg25k_KK6jy-o6A0B3Up1n4aHoAtsW4rTkpu7-e8YQrbAhhoi_5vToNQls9YHPnZe0MIiVwH548xEs5vqbXtZK5T5r6_BVhh_DDE6-A-uKecoSmcL3a0/s1600/st-patricks-day-quotes-pictures-kids-shirts-funny-quotations-quotalog-toasts-to-share-irish-holiday-image-18.JPG" /></a></div> <br /> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li>Check <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/happy-st-patricks-day-quotes-sayings-blessing.html" target="_blank">Happy St. Patrick’s Day Quotes, Irish Blessings and Sayings</a></li> </ul> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight, however, and each of their attempts was met with a stern refusal. While wandering around outside the stadium, the Englishman came upon construction site, which gave him an idea. Grabbing a length of scaffolding, he presented himself at the gate and said, <b>“Johnson, the pole vault,”</b> and was admitted. The Scotsman, overhearing this, went at once to search the site. When he came up with a sledge hammer, he presented himself at the gate and said, <b>“McTavish, the hammer.”</b> He was also admitted. The Irishman combed the site for an hour and was nearly ready to give up when he spotted his ticket in. Seizing a roll of barbed wire, he presented himself at the gate and announced, <b>“O’Sullivan, fencing.”</b></blockquote> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><b>Don't miss:</b> <a href="http://www.stpatricksday-parade.com/2016/03/happy-st-patricks-day-clip-art-crafts-printables-coloring-pages-cards-worksheets-activities-kids.html" target="_blank">2023 St Patricks Day Crafts, Worksheets, Printables Coloring Pages Cards, Clip art, Word Search Activities</a></li> </ul> <b>Incoming Searches:</b><br /> <ul style="text-align: left;"> <li><i>Happy Saint Patrick Day Jokes and Sayings</i></li> <li><i>St Patrick's Day Irish Jokes</i></li> <li><i>Happy St Patrick's Day Jokes Limericks</i></li> <li><i>St. Patrick's Day Riddles One-Liners</i></li> <li><i>St Patrick's Day Short Clean Irish Stories</i></li> <li><i>St Patricks Day Questions-Answers </i></li> <li><i>17th March Irish Holiday Jokes </i></li> <li><i>St Patricks Day funny Irish puns</i></li> <li><i>St Patricks Day Brain Teasers</i></li> <li><i>Leprechaun Joke Bathroom</i></li> <li><i>Irishman Potato Joke</i></li> </ul> <ul style="text-align: left;"> </ul> </div> </div>

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